Patton Oswalt on the Spike Game Awards: "Godawful"

The worst thing about this show was the fact that I'm the cheap, money-grubbing asshole who agreed to do it. The producers wanted me to do "a little bit of stand-up" before I presented the award for "Most Addictive Video Game". Oh wait, I forgot -- "The Most Addictive Video Game...Fueled By DEW!" That's because Mountain Dew was "sponsoring" the award. I had to say "Fueled By Dew". I will also be saying it on my deathbed, when I'm begging my relatives to unplug by respirator.

More sell out gold at the comedian's blog. It should be noted that Oswalt seems fully aware that awards shows are shit by their very nature. To expect one to be anything but a kick in the teeth is the textbook definition of insane.